SO FRICKIN' BORED!

Recently I've noticed an odd phemoninum occurring. I've been bored, really, mind-numbingly, gouge-your-own eyes-out-just-for-something-to-do bored.

This is me removing my eye (and apparently using my spider hands to shove it up my nose)

I've read 1984 for fun. I've been for strolls in the park on my own. I've run up and down the stairs repeatedly, I've found obscure videos of parrots shagging someone's head (I guess you'll want to watch it now, click HERE) The thing is, everyone but me seems to be busy, be it visiting relatives or friends in far flung corners of the country (well, at least a few hours south) or recoding with their band or simply going to the beach. Unfortunatly work commitments mean that I'm always busy exactly halfway through the day meaning I can't just pop to the beach like a normal person.

All the things that seemed fun when they were procrastinations now have no appeal. It doesn't help that it's beautifully sunny so staying in and blobbing isn't top of my list. I also have my own excitement to deal with. I do have some fun stuff planned, like FRANK TURNER ON THURSDAY!!!! and my school leavers dinner on Friday and then, next week....I'm going to Italy for a couple of weeks. Knowing I have all of this planned makes the times I'm not doing anything seem all the more dull.

I should really take up a hobby but boredom makes me lethargic. I feel better now I've told you all how bored I am. You can go back to your lives now. I'll go and find something productive to do.