It's surprisingly difficult to write a poignant post.

I am half way through a decent one, but for now I present:


 Today's notes to self:


1) When falling over, try not to land in nettles.


2) When walking into the bathroom, know to contain woodlice, turn the light on an check the floor before walking on it. Crunch.


3) Don't walk through the house in your underwear without checking who's at home.

4) Don't fake tan in low lighting conditions